Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.