Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!