How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss