How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: