How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.