Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Te Jokes More Te Jokes

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...