Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Twitter User Jokes More Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.