And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
at the stock market
Hiss is the end of the line for you !
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He wanted their soles.
Sneakers.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
