What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium