What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium