How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.