How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.