Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.