Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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because he only came once a year

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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