Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Prancer Jokes More Prancer Jokes

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.