Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.