Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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HOOO did that!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Poor Dancer Jokes More Poor Dancer Jokes

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Dance Floor Jokes More Dance Floor Jokes

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.