How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card