How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!