Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.