What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.