How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.