How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.