How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.