A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Use a starch engine.
A school shooting
Some people are against shooting guns.
Because Jesus saves.
One has hope in her soul...
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
They both came in a little behind.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
Sinner of Gravity
Elron Hubbard
