What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.