Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Luigi Jokes More Luigi Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.