What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.