How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it