Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!