Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!