What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.