Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan