Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine