How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.