How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!