How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move