How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks