There's a clock on the stove.
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Orphans.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
A: He wanted to see time fly.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
