How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky