What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.