Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers