Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.