Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !