Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.