How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.