What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.