What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".