Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.