Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade