Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson