How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.