How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.