Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull