What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE