What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE