Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph