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B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.