Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!