What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison"

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.