What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.