How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Band Teacher Jokes More Band Teacher Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor