Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)