How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.