How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.