Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.