How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam