What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!