What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :