How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.