What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.