What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Because they're usually found on trucks.

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I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Pick a cod, any cod!

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Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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