What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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It was the best dam show I ever saw

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He just couldn't give a dam.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?