How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!