How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.