How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.