How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."