What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.