What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder